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I followed “Virgo Career Advice” for five days and nearly broke down

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  As soon as Virgo season arrives, screens are flooded with “ 2024 Virgo Career Guide ,” “How to Get Promoted and Raise Your Salary This Year,” and “Five Secrets to Success.” I usually don’t believe in this stuff, but this time I got curious: “What if I actually followed these ‘career secrets’?” So I picked five of the most popular “Virgo career tips” online and decided to try one each day to see if they held water. The result? The first two days made me want to cry; the last three made me want to laugh. Below is my honest experiment report—no exaggeration, no fluff, just plain talk any working stiff can understand. Day One: I “chopped up” my time into tiny chunks—only to get slapped in the face by reality. The internet says: “For Virgos to succeed, every minute must be scheduled!” My morning plan: Brush teeth at 7:55 AM, then 8:00–8:15 AM: sip coffee while checking emails—all meticulously planned. The result? At 8:07 AM, Marketing @-mentions me on Slack: “URGENT! Data issues—check...

Virgo Career Horoscope: After a Year, Did I Get a Raise?

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  Early 2024, with nothing better to do, I searched “ Virgo 2024 Career Horoscope ” during my coffee break, hoping to see if this year would bring a turning point at work—especially: Would I get a raise? Online articles claimed: “Mercury retrograde in April and September—negotiations prone to hit snags!” “Jupiter enters Gemini in June—fortune opens wide!” “A benefactor emerges by year’s end—promotion and raise are within reach!” Honestly, I just laughed after reading—it’s just “generic advice,” right? Sounds impressive, but could apply to anyone. But then I thought: “Why not treat this as an experiment? I’ll actually arrange my work based on these ‘astrological tips’ and see if I get that raise by year-end.” So I opened my calendar, marked several “key dates,” and created a Google Doc to track every pay raise negotiation outcome. Below is my unfiltered, year-long record—no mysticism, no spin, just the raw truth. Step 1: I asked for a raise at the start of the year. Result… no luck....